CICI'S EPIC ADVENTURE

THE REAL STORY OF THE FALL FESTIVAL INCIDENT

⚠️ TOP SECRET XITA STUFF INSIDE! ⚠️
The WORST Festival Ever!!! 😭
The fall festival was supposed to be AMAZING but it turned into a total nightmare! My buddy Drew was performing and everything was going great until the ground started shaking like crazy! 🎪
Then these kloons came pouring out of the ground! At first I thought they were kinda cute (they kind of remind me of frogs) but then they started biting everyone! 🤡 Not so cute anymore!
I got separated from everyone! One minute I was with the gang, the next I was getting dragged underground by a tide of monsters! It was like the worst waterslide ever! 🌊
Meet Meat-Man 🍄
Okay so this mushroom guy named Meat-Man captured us, which sounds bad, but he was just lonely! He wanted friends! Aww! 🥺 Sometimes people do mean things when they're scared or sad.
Drew knows him apparently? Small world! Or should I say small underground mushroom world? 🍄 Anyway, Meat-Man agreed to help us escape! See? Everyone just needs a friend!
XITOPOLIS FOUND 🕳️
So get this, we ended up in this INCREDIBLE underground city! It was ancient Xitan architecture! MY ANCESTORS BUILT THIS! I was freaking out (in a good way) even though we were technically kidnapped. This was a HUGE discovery and I'd like to add that I was the first one to set foot here.
The city itself was upside-down. Probably because we Xita can walk on walls. I tried to read some of the old inscriptions but my Low Xitan is pretty rusty. Note to self: study more ancient languages! 📚
Andy and Vick have gotten super tense around each other. Vick kind of exploded at him so I don't blame Andy for giving him the silent treatment. Still, I wish they would get along.
The Hive! (Ew ew ew!) 🤢
So we found where everyone was being kept and it was DISGUSTING! Like, imagine the grossest thing ever, then multiply it by a million! It was this giant fleshy hive thing with people stuck in gooey cocoons! 🤮
The Natural Order jerks were there too, being all evil and stuff. This Vulgo dude is the WORST! He's like if you took everything mean and nasty and put it in one gross person! 👹
I got swept away trying to save Vick. I don't remember much after that.
KAIJUS ARE REAL 🦕
SO Andy summoned a GIANT MOUNTAIN-SIZED MONSTER! It was actually pretty cool once I got over the terror part! 🗻
He used it to bring us to the surface. I don't really remember the ride up, but I sure do remember getting out! These guys, the Changelings, were with Andy (they're apparently from the hollow earth?) and they clawed us out real fast! It was a real rollercoaster from there! 🎢
I made friends with one of the Changelings! They're pretty cool once you get to know them. Dink is funny and he does great impressions! I hope Mr. Hudson lets them stay in town.
The End Kinda Sucked 😕
We saved everyone and stopped the bad guys, which is great! But... Drew's been acting really weird since he used that heirloom thing. He won't really talk to us anymore. 😢
I tried to visit him but he wasn't home. I left my dvd collection at his place and now I can't get it back! I really hope he's okay. That heirloom thing seemed really bad. 📺
Sometimes being a hero changes people. I just hope it doesn't change Drew too much. He's still our friend, right?
Things Were Okay Later Though 🎭
Had the BEST time at the makeup festival! Andy and Vick went together (so cute!) and I helped Dink with his Mr. Hudson costume! It was PERFECT! Nobody could tell the difference! 🎭
Tanya even wore a dress! She looked amazing! Sometimes I forget she's actually really pretty under all that Ranger toughness. 👗
We're all planning to watch Brethren Clown 2 together! I can't wait! It's going to be even worse than the first one. 🍿
I really hope Drew comes back to us soon. The gang isn't the same without him.
Final Thoughts! ✨
So that was the CRAZIEST DAY EVER! I learned so much about my Xitan heritage, made new friends, got trapped in a gross hive, rode a giant monster, and saved the whole town! 🌟
Sometimes scary things happen, but that's when you find out who your real friends are! Andy, Vick, and Tanya are the BEST friends a Xita could ask for! I love them so much! 💖
I just hope next week is a little less exciting. Maybe we can just watch movies and eat snacks? That sounds pretty perfect to me! 😊
P.S. - If anyone reads this, I will kick you in the nards! 😤